MUSIC
Reptile & Retard; a few questions with a cold-blooded crusader.
Back in May Danish Techno-soul duo rocked not only Chongqing, but a handful of cities throughout China. Prior to their show at Nuts club we asked them a few questions via email, and as life on the road was a bit hectic at the time they were unable to answer my questions. They've since returned to Denmark and the "soul" half of the duo Retard, took the time to respond to our questionable questions...
CQSCENE: Which of the
pictured reptiles best relates to
Reptile? Why?
REPTILE: Lately I have felt a lot like a snake in a bottle of booze. But I
think thats often how you feel when you are on tour. Apart from that I
would say that Gecko from Turtles is a pretty suitable character when
I comes to which reptiles I relate to. Gecko is exactly like me an
Urban
Reptile born in the 80's. I would not fight alongside Shredder
though. Despite my looks I am probably more a splinter kind of guy.
CQS: and all political correctness aside, which of the '
retards'
does Retard most relate to? Why?
R: The
Reptile will answer for the Retard in this case. I think that a
combination between Forrest Gump and Rain Man is what the Retard
reminds me of the most. He has Forrest Gumps optimistic spirit and
blue eyed believe in oneself that normal people seldom seem to posses.
Just like Rain Man my Retard has obvious autistic sides. He can sit in
front of a computer without noticing me talking to him. And like a
child he keeps on working until he almost pisses his pants. You can
see his legs moving more and more until he suddenly has to run to the
bathroom. Apart from that my Retard looks like a retard. But indeed a
beautiful one...
CQS: Last week you opened for, and according to some, out-performed
Peaches in her highly anticipated Shanghai performance, what is it
about 2 dudes on stage that seems to work better than just 1 chick?
R: We got balls.. But actually I think that there is a chance PEACHES has
balls as well so I guess thats not the critical factor. I think
PEACHES put up a good show. I think the biggest difference between our
shows is that hers is planned from start to end. We just get drunk and
go on stage... Maybe thats why we got the nickname Beasts with Beats.
CQS: In a lot of the press thats been going around about you, a lot of
the emphasis has been put into your live show. What is about the live
setting that you seem to thrive upon?
R: We put a lot of emphasis on our liveshows. It is extremely important
for us do deliver and give people an experience that they haven't had
before. Show them something original and freash. But most of all it is
important for us to give it all we got on stage. So many electronic
acts are horrible live and we want to show that it doesn't have to be
that way.
CQS: a lot of the time in China, the rock crowd and electronic crowd
don't tend to mix, but its been said that your show appeals to both,
why do you think that is?
R: That is actually what we are. We er both rockers. And a lot of the
music we make is rockmusic played on computers. Electronic music can
some things rock can't and the other way around. We try to take the
best from those to genres and put it together. Thats also why we call
it Technosoul. We want to mix german techno with rock and soul music
from the 70ties. But we want to appeal to more than just the rockcrowd
and the electronic crowd. I for instance think that most of the
punkers would like our shit as well.
CQS: Its been reported that Chongqing is the city you're most looking
forward to playing in while on tour in China, why exactly is that?
R: We heard that Chongqing is where all the beautiful ladies come. And we
love beautiful ladies. Apart from that we heard a lot of good things
about NUTS and the venues are always important for the show. Finally
Chongqing is quite a legendary city. It is one of the absolute biggest
cities in the world if not the biggest one, and still so few people
has heard about it. That makes the city quite mysterious and I really
like that.
CQS: Anything else we should know about
Reptile Retard?
R: We will be back. If not before we will for sure be back next spring.
And probably with a fresh album out, new and harder songs, better
productions, even more energy and a whole lotta love.
Maybe May... (a Rock & Roll Riot!)

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caught that Antidote fever!
last week when we spoke with founder of
The Antidote(Shanghai) Michael Ohlsson, we could tell that he was very enthusiastic, excited even, to be bringing Shanghai via. Guizhou singer/MC
ChaCha, and The Antidote party to Wuhan and for the first time, Chongqing. Now that my first Antidote experience is over and done with, I understand why... [
read on]
words with a dead man.
Zombies, as a general rule of thumb aren't known for there personality, let alone their sense of humor. That didn't stop
Dead Elvis from thinking it was a practical joke when the people from Split Works contacted him about bringing his one man band, or shall I say 'One Man Grave' to China. In fact it took 3 messages on the myspace before the cryptic king of rock took the notion seriously. Last night we received a call from Dead Elvis himself while he was on a train from what I can only assume was the underworld, to Chongqing...[
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"Chick-a-the China, the chinese...mix tape?"
Anyone interested in reading about China's indie music scene should, among other things, go to
www.kungfuology.com. Andy Best and Jake Newby are two Shanghai based expats have seemingly immersed themselves in the local scene, and provide solid information and insight as to whats going down in mostly Shanghai, but the rest of China as well. It is there(on
Jake's blog) that I found
The China Mix Tape.
Featuring some of the best and most 'renowned' Chinese artists as well as some of the most promising up-and comers, the mixtape is a good way to get acquainted with whats happening within the big red beast. Highlights include
Boys Climbing Ropes' "Dirty Bots," the upbeat pop-rock of
24 Hours' "Mr. Stevenson," and "Think and Shift," a kick-drum driven, distortion laden track from
Muscle Snog, that'll take you back to the 90's.
Download [
here]
Wheelin' & Dealin'
while reading
China Music Radar, an excellent blog about what's going on in the Chinese 'indie' music scene, I stumbled across an article from The
Telegraph about western companies marketing to China's youth through domestic rock bands. One of the bands featured in the article(pictured left) is Chongqing's
The Wheels. Read the full article
here.
sidewalkspew
Love Noise, Hate Silence.
be CREATEAve
as i sit in createa(bottom floor of the "capital retail" shopping mall @ san xia guang chang), my coffee shop of choice here in shapingba, i am overly annoyed by what i assume is some of that infamously horrible chinese pop music playing throughout the cafe. a quick google search of the lyrics reveals that the song is "pretty pretty boy" by the group m2m, which is in-fact a norwegian pop group(my ancestors must be rolling in their graves), but a bad pop group all the same. the song has played for the 2nd time in less than an hour, and is tempting me to pay the extra 7-20 RMB for a cup of caffeination over at starbux, but my past experiences, all of which pleasant, especially to my wallet(10RMB espresso/americano, 16 RMB med. soy latte), convince me to stick it out, and turn my annoyance into inspiration.
inspiration to share with you, what the unkowing may consider to be oxymoronic. good chinese pop music, or shall i say "indie-pop." in particular, a couple of bands who recently made their way to chongqing.
Life Journey(
gallery) and
Hedgehog.
Hedgehog - (24 hr rock party)24小时摇滚聚会 [
dwnld]
Hedgehog - (day dreaming)白日梦蓝 [
dwnld]
Life Journey - (back to babylon)回到巴巴拉拉的城堡 [
dwnld]
Life Journey - Dog Dog Dogs [
dwnld]
the silent treatment
hey y'all, just a heads up that this saturday, the 16th, beijing (via wuhan) based Silent G bring their eerily chilled-out sound to the nuts club here in cq. their critically acclaimed album 'jack in the box," is available for listening here. the show starts at 8:00!
p.s. any one interested in going, but don't know how to there, leave a comment or email me, and i can meet you for a beer or 7 before the show, or simply just let you know where to go.
posted by: sidewalkspew
yipes! stripes...!
this past weekend, i traveled to chengdu with local(CQ) rockers yuren chuan (a.k.a narrenschiff/ship of fools), for the zebra music festival. which, like many music festivals these days, was more of an arts festival, with visual artists, film makers, VJs, and even some cos-play, all on display in addition to hours on end of live music. the highlights for me were yuren chuan's performance, as they never fail to put on a good show, xin kuzi(a.k.a. new pants)who played a very energetic main stage set, the raggae influenced sound of mr. chelonian(chengdu),as well as a handful of djs(most notably, geezer from chengdu) the quality of which not easy to find here in CQ. i must admit however that i did miss out on some of the most anticipated acts of the festival, including; hedgehog, carsick cars, the subs , as they were all booked for sunday night while I was packed 4 deep into 2 seets, on the train home.
full gallery here
posted by sidewalkspew
"i wish they all could be california giiiiirrlllsss..."
these girls are from about as far away from california as you can get, but give them a listen and you may think otherwise. the beijing-based "retro garage-rock" trio, ourself beside me, played the nuts club saturday, and though they only played a mere 45 minute set, they played exceptionally well, with a tight sound evocative of
the "sunshine state" circa '90.
Ourself Beside Me - Someone's Love Song(mp3)
Ourself Beside Me - Here I Come(mp3)
posted by sidewalkspew
dream goddess performs live!
last saturday for me was what I imagine easter might be for some catholics. Not only did I get to play in a rugby match(which in no way relates to easter, other than that both usually involve drinking("our family likes drinks!", to quote my mother)), but I also witnessed the return of a heavenly being, in miao miao, the lead singer of local and personal favorites THE DEEP GREEN SEA. give 'em a listen and tell me you wont ask your mates to tie you to the mast next time your boat sails past chongqing on the yangtze.
TDGS - Traveler's Diary (dwnld)
TDGS - Blue Moon (dwnld)
posted by sidewalkspew
"do you believe in rapture?" (sonic youth)
Sonic Youthis an American rock band formed in New York in 1981....(Wiki)
Sonic the Hedgehog is a video game character and the protagonist of the eponymous video game series released by Sega....(Wiki)
Hedgehog is an indie-pop band from beijing, and they're playing the nuts club in CQ friday night, and you best believe I'll be there,and i suggest you join me, lest be left behind to duke it out with god.
check out their myspace and give 'em a listen. show starts @ 7:30!
posted by sidewalkspew